Sarcasm is my only defense.

just-relatable:

want more relatable?

profaning:

This guy is so hot. Find him for me please.

♔ Jul 29 6 hours ago · 48 notes

vesley:

my whole life

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inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

♔ Jul 29 6 hours ago · 973 notes

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

I searched for myself
everywhere,
except underneath
my own skin.
—Y.Z, A ten word story  (via 90377)